Ed. Note - For those of you who enjoyed this series last

Ed. Note - For those of you who enjoyed this series last

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year Authentic Cam Newton Jersey , we’ve decided to change it up for 2018. Instead of focusing our attention on the head coach of our opponent, we’ve opened it up to anyone affiliated with the organization. So, instead of “Jason Garrett looks like...” you’ll get a collection of jokes about other folks as well. We hope you enjoy this updated format. -BSTo get us prepared forBild Sunday’s game against the Dallas Cowboys, the CSR staff decided to have a little fun by borrowing the ‘looks like game’ concept from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz on ESPN.Ed. Note 2.0 - The Looks Like Game is the best thing that anyone does at ESPN and it’s not even close. If you’ve never experienced it before I highly recommend it. Trust me.Below is a collection of our best efforts to figure out exactly what/who people from the Cowboys organization look like. Feel free to discuss your favorite ones in the comments section, and you can even provide your own if you feel up to it.Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. We’re not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings here, so if you happen to stumble across this and find your name mentioned Youth Luke Kuechly Jersey , we sincerely hope you understand that we’re mostly kidding.CSR looks like: Cowboys edition...Jason Garrett looks like the guy in the office who reminds you every day that he threw three touchdown passes in the state championship game in 1987.Dak Prescott looks like that acquaintance that claims to be hood despite living on his parents trust fund.Sean Lee looks like Drew Brees if AdvoCare actually worked.Cole Beasley looks like a guy who brags about shoplifting his belts from Walmart.Jason Garrett looks like the president of the HOA who politely reminds you to cut your grass every three hours until you get fed up and finally do itJerry Jones looks like the grandpa who takes you fishing to teach you, only to walk away with a shoe.Rod Marinelli looks like that guy who was forced to retire years ago but still shows up an hour early for work every day.Jason Garrett looks like the guy who all the higher ups keep touting as an up and coming star even though he has no idea what he’s doing.Sean Lee looks like a guy who’s not quite sure how he feels about living in his new neighborhood.Jason Garrett looks like the gym teacher that gets a little too handsy with the high schoolers.Rod Marinelli looks like he wants to talk to you about homeopathic foot fungus treatments.Cole Beasley looks like Matthew McConaughey with less money.Jason Garrett looks like a guy who used to be a manager at Applebee’s like 20 years ago, and every time he goes back to that location, he reminds his waitress of that fact in the hopes of gaining her favor.Rod Marinelli looks like he still watches film on VHS tapes.Dak Prescott looks like the factory upgrade of the Russell Wilson bot. Jason Garrett looks like the “Where are they now?” version of Hamilton Porter from The Sandlot.Sean Lee looks like a guy who got voted off the island unanimously.Rod Marinelli looks like a congressman who had to resign after a recent twitter storm.Dak Prescott looks like he is tired of Jerry Jones thinking he is Russell Wilson.Jason Garrett looks like a guy who went on a bender because he saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico.Cole Beasley looks like the lead singer of a Creed tribute band.Jerry Jones looks like he knows not everything is bigger in Texas.Sean Lee looks like a guy who went 12 rounds with Sugar Ray Leonard once and won’t shut up about it.Rod Marinelli looks like he no longer trusts the internet because he’s been burned one too many times on Craigslist.Cole Beasley looks like the villain in a surfing movie.Jason Garret looks the guy at your company who will never get fired for being mediocre because he is secretly the owner’s son.Which ones are your favorites, Panthers fans? Discuss.Panthers 2018 season opener countdown: 14 days to go There are just 14 days (AKA two weeks) until the Panthers kick off the 2018 regular season. Today’s player: wide receiver Mose Frazier. Mose Frazier, Wide receiverBioHeight: 5’11”Weight: 190 lbsAge: 25College: MemphisNFL Experience: 1 yearMose Frazier went undrafted in the 2016 NFL draft after finishing his college career at Memphis. He signed with the Broncos http://www.panthersauthorizedshops.com/authentic-wes-horton-jersey , but was unable to make the final roster and was signed to the practice squad. He was released from the Broncos practice squad of October of his rookie year before bouncing to Buffalo and San Francisco before ultimately settling in Carolina. He spent most of 2017 on the Panthers practice squad before getting called up near the end of the season while the Panthers dealt with a bevy of wide receiver injuries. He got on the field for four snaps. Frazier entered the preseason with an outside shot to make the roster. The Panthers top 6 wide receivers have always seemed set, with the others left to battle for practice squad spots. The former Tiger seems to have the leg up on the competition, as he’s been among the first of the reserves to see the field during the preseason contests and made the most of his opportunities. He’s caught 3 passes for 42 yards this preseason with two impressive touchdown catches on the end of Garrett Gilbert passes. While he’s a long shot to make the roster, Frazier will probably be one of the first guys added to the Panthers practice squad after final cuts.
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